A two litre bottle of cheap cider, which is consumed mostly by unemployed youths. It is generally a bottle of Strongbow, although Woodpecker and Pulse are other common brands, Pulse being the cheapest.
Guy1: "Hey man, are you going to that party on saturday?"
Guy2: "Yeah man, wouldn't miss a pissup"
Guy1: "What you drinking?"
Guy2: "Well i'm an unemployed youth, so i'll probably just get a 2 bomb."
Guy1: "Dude, cider's nasty. I'm getting buckfast."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!