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29 May by anonymous May 29, 2021
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Only the hottest and smartest people are born on this day.
If you were born on 29 May I'm jealous of you.
You're such a sexy person you're literally the best person.
People born on this day are smart and also funny

They also like some good sex sometimes.
So if you a girl/boy born on 29 May be proud of you.
A: Who is this girl there?

B: oh that's the new girl from school,i heard she's born on 29 May

A: OH MY GOOD SHES SO HOT!!
29 May by Ciborn___ November 24, 2021
Boys born on May 29th are sex pros, they will pound you so good you won't be able to walk for a week
Marcus: Apparently, John has a 12 inch glizzy
Jake: It's normal, Jake was born on May 29th

29 may boys have big sticks
29 may by zakrocma November 22, 2021
This is a day we’re only the most handsome, pretty and awesome people are born. If you meet someone born on this day, DONT LOSE THEM
Girl 1: Man, Andrew is SOOOO cute, how does he do it
Girl 2: It’s because he’s born on May 29
May 29 by YoungADF October 17, 2019
the day a meme lord was born, often referred to as "pepe's birthday". also, many mixtapes were dropped this day. most people get excited to hear the new ones coming out this day each year.
may 29 is the best day of the year, so many fire memes and mixtapes get dropped!!1!!
may 29 by thesouponaplatehater February 26, 2017
National punch anyone name Zach day
Noah- Zach its May 29
Zach- o shit
Noah- *uppercuts zach
May 29 by dr._dank_noodles May 28, 2019
People born on this day typically are fucking geniuses, lowkey sexc, and are always down to pound so hit their line asap if they aint taken frfr.
Christian is so smart and handsome im soooo dtf. I wonder if all kids who share May 29th as a birthday are like this?
May 29 by yuri-tarded October 22, 2019
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1. Place

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