Well that other definition sucks! If you were born on March 25th, you are the most beautiful and godly person in the entire world! You are so cool and awesome! Your friends should be jealous of you since you are a very amazing person :)
"Wow! Look at him/her! I think I'm in love."
"Dude, I think we've just seen an angel."
"Yeah, that person was definitely born on March 25th."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.