2 guys 1 roof

A video where a guy on a roof picks up another guy & jumps down from the roof landing on a table and screaming in pain, while one of the guys says ‘I don’t fucking get it, dude’. The cameraman asks ‘you guys ok’ & ‘okay dude what’s wrong’ yet it’s clearly obvious.

Guy 1: You seen 2 Guys 1 Roof?
Guy 2: Yeah. I broke my lower spine from that stunt

2 guys 1 roof by RStickCat34 May 15, 2026

2 guys 1 roof

A video where a guy on a roof picks up another guy & jumps down from the roof landing on a table and screaming in pain, while one of the guys says ‘I’m not fucking kidding, dude’. The cameraman asks ‘you guys okay?’ & ‘okay, dude. what’s wrong?’ yet it’s clearly obvious. They fucked themselves up. The guy in the yellow pants said that he damaged his lower spine from that stunt.

Guy 1: You seen 2 Guys 1 Roof?
Guy 2: Yeah. I damaged my lower spine from that.

2 guys 1 roof by RStickCat34 May 15, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004