14th of April 

A day when you pinch guys nipples aka Pinching Nipple Day.

Omg it’s 14th of April, I haven’t made the list of guys who I wanna pinch their nipples yet.

14th of April by 14thOfApril May 25, 2018

14th of April 

National greef-day. On this day Titanic began to sink.

-Wait, it is your birthday today?
-Yeah, it is.
-Happy Birthday, and I'm sorry.
-What are you sorry for?
-All the people that died on Titanic the 14th of April

14th of April by xoxodepressedgirl October 30, 2019

14th of april 

International haul day. The day where you’re allowed to give a private bikini haul to a man who you like and respects you.

You’ll be happier if you celebrate this holiday.

Being defined: My man likes the 14th of april, it’s the day when i give him a private binini haul, and i like it too

14th of april by Buxdv April 12, 2021

14th of April 

A day on which the best plonkers in the world are born. They are usually very loving, and look cute in very oversized hats.

Hey man, did you hear this girl was born on the 14th of April?
Yeah man, shes such a plonker but shes the star of my world...

14th of April by PickledThrill April 3, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004