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14.Februar 

Boy: Schatz weißt du was heute 14.Februar ist?
Girl: Ja Valentinstag.

Boy: und was noch?

Girl: keine Ahnung.

Boy: National suck your boyfriends dick Day.

Girlb *kniet sich hin und fängt an*
14.Februar by LeStrichiHD February 2, 2021

14 February 

If your born on this day your so fucking flirty omg. And like stop being such an attention seeker NAMDLYLGL.
I was born on the 14 February✨

February 14 

Valentine’s Day but also a day where you neck your crush or boyfriend
On February 14 you neck your crush r boyfriend
February 14 by Bitchxx October 17, 2019

february 14 

national clown day🤡... it’s when all the singles feel like clowns bc they love someone that might not love them back😪
emma has likes a guy sense she was 5 and last year on february 14 he had a gf, this is why she claimed this day as national clown day
february 14 by Emma cyr October 15, 2019

February 14 

A day of depression Especially if it’s your birthday it’s pure hell
Me:hey bro it’s February 14
Also me:It’s my birthday bro
Me:Oh that’s shitty
February 14 by Allicantfuckingloser November 1, 2019

February 14 

The one day of the year where single people panic!
Single pringle (me): "aw he ck, its February 14, and also my birthday... What am I gonna do??"
February 14 by Angrey~Birb_69 October 15, 2019
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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