13375p33x0r
A person who pretends to be cool by speeking in 13375p33k (computergeekese), but is really just in dork-denial and sucks (is NOT 1337) in every respect, including the cock. See fudge packer.
I've been traumatized for life ever since I walked in on that 13375p33x0r feverishly whacking his 2" dick to gay porn.
13375p33x0r by Nick D May 31, 2003
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