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12.21.2012 

OMG, it's the cataclysmic event of a lifetime! 12.21.2012 is here! We're all going to die! Bush has learned how to send e-mail, which means he learned to read! OH NO!

*finds shelter*
12.21.2012 by Petey Mik May 9, 2008
Words you can keep

12/21/2012 

12/21/2012 is the day everyone says that the world will end because it was predicted by nostradamus and its the end of the mayan calendar. Some strongly believe in this, while others do not.

IF YOU BELIEVE IN THIS THEN BE PREPARED TO DIE. BUT IM GONNA LIVE MY LIFE HAPPILY INSTEAD OF BEING SCARED OF SOMETHING THATS NOT GONNA HAPPEN. JUST STATING MY OPINION.
ME: do u believe in that 12/21/2012 stuff?
HER: yeah,i found out about it.
ME: you actually believe in that?
HER: yeah
ME: wow, its so stupid, i mean, did the world end on 6/6/06?
HER: its kinda like a proven fact that the world is gonna end in 2012
ME: HOW? GIVE ME PROOF.
HER: i have an entire book on it
HER: it had all the prophecies on it
ME: STUPID NOSTRADAMUS!
ME: well i want to let you know, its not gonna happen.
HER: okay
ME: DO YOU ACTUALLY WANT TO BELIEVE THAT WERE GONNA DIE IN 6 YEARS?
HER: it doesnt matter cause were gonna die in the end anyway.
ME: WAY TO KEEP YOUR HOPES UP.


12/21/2012 by ImSoRaNdOm001 July 7, 2008

12/21/2012 

Person: What do you think about 12/21/2012?
Me: Total bullshit
12/21/2012 by memphis69 November 11, 2011

12/21/2012 

Apocalypse, the end of the final backturn in the Mayan calendar, resulting in the complete destruction of mankind.
X: What's today?
Y: December 20, 2012, why?
X: AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!! HOLY FUCKING SHIT WE"RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!! AAAGGGGHHHH!!!! TOMORROW'S 12/21/2012!!! APOLCALYPSE MOFO! CECIL BD AT URBANDICTIONARY SAID SO!!!
12/21/2012 by Cecil B. D. September 12, 2005

12/21/2012 

The day that some people think that the world will end. On this day people will have major freak outs while the smart people of the world are all out having fun while the world record of suicides is reached on then day of the phony apocalypse. If you believe in this then you are most likely a dumbass
John "Hey do you believe in 12/21/2012?

Matt "Fuck no you would have to be a dumbass to believe in that shit
12/21/2012 by The ruler of time December 18, 2010

12/21/2012 

Really, is the ending of this era, described by the mayan civilization, and it has 7 pre steps in which all the humanity will experiment. In the steps are included i.e. the earth's pole shift and global warming and other interesting stuff.
12/21/2012, it's the end of our era started at 3014 b.C. spelling 21/12/2012 too.
12/21/2012 by pxowakins July 24, 2008
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