On the first day of Nuttmas my right hand gave to me one sweet release. On the second day of Nuttmas my right hand gave to me: 2 dirty Kleenex, and one sweet release. On the third day of Nuttmas my right hand gave to me: 3 crusty socks, 2 dirty Kleenex, and one sweet release. On the fourth day of Nuttmas . . .
Kincaid: Damn dude, I missed the start of Destroy Dick December!
J.C.: That blows dude! You could still participate in the 12 Days of Nuttmas!
by TheMandibularProminence December 4, 2017
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