11th january 

people born on this day have shit curtains and are closeted homosexuals with small dicks. also known as national small dick day

did you hear alasdair just came out as gay?
yeah it was inevitable. he is born on the 11th january

11th january by gladweenus November 6, 2019

January 11th 

If you meet a person born on January 11th, You should ask them out. They may seem a bit crazy or mean at the start but they are very kind people once you get to know them. People that were born on this day have some big and sad problems, and only share them with their good friends. they make fun of you at times but they mean it in a friendly way. they always try to hold in their feelings and make other people laugh.

January 11th is a day where people with depression is born.

January 11th by Your pseudonym is yum January 4, 2020

January 11th 

If your born on this day you are HELLA sexy like DAMNNNN and your super smart, caring, funny and work hard for the people you love and they appreciate it and appreciate you very much and people love being around you

“Wow you were born on January 11th ... your awesome!”

January 11th by Sexiness34 December 29, 2020

January 11th 

January 11 is national straight day. This day, no matter the sexuality is, you are straight today, you cant be gay in any way. People born on January 11 are straight no matter what and can't be called gay.

Damn he is born on January 11th we can't call him gay.

January 11th by NoHomoMan October 18, 2019

January 11th 2008 

Only beautiful people are born on this day. Aka Autumn Coverdale. She is the most beautiful person in the world. I love her.

January 11th 2008 is the day of happiness

January 11th 2008 by not_your_narrator fan July 8, 2021

january 11th 

National big boi hours if you were born on January 11th you the biggest boi

-Yo he’s a big boi
-that dude was born January 11th

-makes sense man

january 11th by -zamboni- October 19, 2019

January 11th 

Take your goldfish on a walk day!!

All those poor fish never get to go on walks so here's your day to do it for them

Person 1: Hey wanna hang out on January 11th?
Person 2: sorry I can't I'm walking my goldfish that day.

January 11th by SmartPersonKnowsAll January 10, 2022