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2nd of august 

National Sam Day

Worship all Sam's as your God, your Jesus, your friend
Person A: here Sam have £1000000
Person B: wtf are you doing
Person A: it's international the 2nd of august
Person B: OMG SORRY SAM HERES A PUPPY AND A RHINO

January 11th 

Take your goldfish on a walk day!!

All those poor fish never get to go on walks so here's your day to do it for them
Person 1: Hey wanna hang out on January 11th?
Person 2: sorry I can't I'm walking my goldfish that day.
Person1: is that Tia?
Me: no it's a mouse
Tia by SmartPersonKnowsAll January 9, 2022