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1000000000th base 

Ok this base has only been accomplished by one person, and he died shortly after. This base is really simple, it just takes years to complete. Ok get a girl and dehumanize her for around 10-20 years (however long it takes). Once she is turned into a animal, cut off her arms and legs, make sure to burn the stumps so as not to cause death by bleeding. Ok so now you have a torso + a head that is not human. now cut out her eyes, destroy her ears, and use a cheese grader on her whole body, finally cut off her nose. Finally shit off her body, spear your feces all over her (her body should be holey/bleeding b/c of the cheese grader) then let the feces harden, and then (this takes a bit of time, you could prepare this before hand) pour a jar of (YOUR) sperm on the dried harden feces, after this has hardened bake her in a oven, if she has died you have failed and you only get credit for 999999999 base. ok now the oven has properly killed her, eat and enjoy
Dude 1: dude i just got to 1000000000th base!
Dude 2: Dude
1000000000th base by Yummy Cummy February 28, 2009

100000000th base 

the act of doing a dangerous amount of meth and having oral sex with george bush sodomizing him with WMDs on top of 10 gay minorities in the middle of Times Square. Then you will proceed to jackoff on a gray squirrel and then fuck it nonstop for two days. Once you are done, you will wipe your dick on every nun's face and eventually it will get warts. When you get the warts proceed to suck your own dick repeatedly until you blow a hole through your head and fuck that hole cut off your balls throw them at your granparents and fuck them then fuck their little chihuahua and eat taco shit while fucking your own bleeding balls then explode an asshole in your mouth and you die. This is the most amazing feat you can possibly acheive. Congratulations
When asked by St. Peter what he has done in his life Bob says: Well, I dealt drugs, raped babies, and fucked my parents and sister on top of a pile of monkey shit, but I did get to 100000000th base last night.

St. Peter: Welcome to heaven champ.