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Something that should never, ever, ever, ever, ever be done.
The other definition for 1000000000th base is very disturbing.
I think he was watching to many Hannibal Lecter movies.
by JBurton31 May 03, 2010
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Ok this base has only been accomplished by one person, and he died shortly after. This base is really simple, it just takes years to complete. Ok get a girl and dehumanize her for around 10-20 years (however long it takes). Once she is turned into a animal, cut off her arms and legs, make sure to burn the stumps so as not to cause death by bleeding. Ok so now you have a torso + a head that is not human. now cut out her eyes, destroy her ears, and use a cheese grader on her whole body, finally cut off her nose. Finally shit off her body, spear your feces all over her (her body should be holey/bleeding b/c of the cheese grader) then let the feces harden, and then (this takes a bit of time, you could prepare this before hand) pour a jar of (YOUR) sperm on the dried harden feces, after this has hardened bake her in a oven, if she has died you have failed and you only get credit for 999999999 base. ok now the oven has properly killed her, eat and enjoy
Dude 1: dude i just got to 1000000000th base!
Dude 2: Dude
by Yummy Cummy February 28, 2009
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