100 problems

When one of your friends is being a total asshole to everyone around him, because he has had a fight with his girlfriend. Derived from the popular rap song 99 problems by JayZ. "I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one"

Stephen: Hey, what the fuck is Stu's problem today?

Pete: He's got 100 problems.

by parabola1979 January 05, 2012

100 problems

a way to say you have girl problems. it is a reference to the Jay-Z song, 99 problems

Guy 1: How are you and your girl doing?
Guy 2: Let's just say i got 100 problems

by MotherCanucker March 17, 2010