1+1=2 because 1+1 ≠3,4,5, etc. Also, if 1+1=2 is indeed true, then 2=2 from the addition of 1+1, such that 2 ≠3,4,5, etc. It can also be determined that 2≠3, and 2≠4, and 2≠5.
1+1=2. Q.E.D.
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The minimum and maximum amount of sex you can have before you are in a committed relationship.
Person 1: Would you like to have 1 or 2.
Person 2: Yes, absolutely.

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Person 1: Are you guys dating?
Person 2: No, we only had 1 or 2.
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#1 or #2 -Usually younger ones say #1 or #2 as an alternative for pee and poop. #1 is pee and #2 is poop. This is how the little ones communicate with their parents what they have to do in the bathroom.
Mother: "Do you have to go #1 or #2?"
Child: "#2!"
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Used when checking a microphone for proper function. Can also be used as a enduring greeting for Dubbstep.
"Mic Check 1 2 1 2"
"Dubbstep 1 2 1 2"
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when a man and a woman love each other very much, and they want to express that love, there is a special handshake involved. The man will look longingly at the woman's right pinky-nail, and love it all the more. In turn, she will hide it from his sight, in order to save this lustful deed for marriage. However, if she is feeling frisky she will caress his clavical with her forefinger, thus the deed is done.
Not being brought up like a proper young lady, marcy gave in to 1 1/2 base.

Oh man, that chick just went to 1 1/2 base with me. Tomorrow I hope for 2 3/4 base. Yeaahh
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diarrhea or exceptionally loose stool
After pounding the Chinese Dragon buffet, Louis desparately needed to take a 1 1/2.
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