.34 

one of the highest blood alcohol levels that can be reached. Only one person is known to have survived a .34

Farrel:God damn son of a bitch kumar!! Stop drinking already!!
Kumar:FUCK YOU, I JUST GOT MY .34, SON OF A BITCH GOD DAMNIT
Leo:YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR DOING

.34 by shiskaberry December 27, 2007

34 

Slang for anal sex, similar to 69 or 89.

The 3 represents a butt while the 4 represents the top vie of a man holding his penis towards the butt-hole.

I'm gonna let my boyfriend 34 me this thursday.

34 by someonelse May 13, 2005

34 

Anal sex, simalar to 69.

I wanna 34 that girl!

34 by Ben February 9, 2005

34 

its ew.
Its the NEW ew.

<person one: I sneezed and now theres snot all over my screen!>
<person two: 34444444444!!>
<person three: 34??????>
<person1+2: it means ew, stupid n00b!>

34 by SAMMM! October 20, 2008

34 

Slang for Marijuana, or being stoned.

I just got some sweet 34; wanna 34 tonight?; I'm so 34'd (stoned)

34 by SnowMango May 24, 2006

34 

The shorthand for Rule 34

A: Have you seen a 34 of (insert topic) yet?
B: I have not.
A. Oh boy...you're in for a treat ;)

34 by MrWhatsHisFace April 14, 2020

34% 

The consistent mark that I get on my maths test.

Friend: Whatchu get for maths?
Me: Fuuuck brooooo
Friend: What you failed?
Me: Bro I got 34%

34% by 2x-5+5=133+5 April 20, 2021