💩🌎

When you absolutely shit yourself so hard that the earth gets knocked out of its orbit

Friend 1: Yo bro, what’s taking you so long in there? (talking to Friend 2 in the stall)

Friend 2: Bro, 💩🌎. I’m lucky to be alive!!

by FettyWap’sLeftEyeSocket420 May 8, 2022