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The Cow in the Steakhouse 

Cunty Women who work in steakhouses, are usually overweight and commonly called Molly or Karen. Nobody Likes a Cow in the steakhouse
"Molly is definitely the cow in the steakhouse"

The Texan Steakhouse 

The act of inserting a full 12oz steak dinner into the womans vagina. The female then lies on the dining table with her legs open, as the male proceeds to eat said dinner with a fork and knife. Once finished, the male then spreads the female's buttocks to reveal a well hidden trifle, stashed in the anus. The male then eats the trifle with a spoon. Afterwards, normal coitus is resumed.
I can't believe i let my husband give me The Texan Steakhouse last week, I'm still finding crumbs down there!

PACKIN' MORE MEAT IN ONE'S PANTS THAN THE PONDEROSA STEAKHOUSE 

Being well-endowed beyond measure.
Possessing a STUPENDOUS SCHLONG.
Anybody who has seen the Pamela-Tommy Lee video will unequivocally attest to the fact that the scrawny scumbag was packing more meat in his pants than the Ponderosa ranch!

The outback steakhouse

when you do the Dylan Mulvaney tuck and have your partner (even the dog) go to town on your trail mix.
I went on a first date and took him to the Outback Steakhouse!

Crushing the Steak House 

I was crushing the steak house and he loved It

the sookie stackhouse

The most mind-blowing blowjob a person can give. This act enables a man to reach the highest form of ecstasy.