No-one is entirely sure whether the obscure Åse (pronounced similarly to Oh-seh) exists or not. In folk tales they are known for being a mess of a person, usually found anywhere but Scandinavia, as they have strong instincts to escape their birthplace in their pursuit of purpose. Perhaps the most famous fictional Åse is found in "Peer Gynt", a the famous play by Ibsen, where they're presented as a peasant's widow. One of the most famous parts of the soundtrack for this play is "Åse's Death", which plays each time an Åse gives up and dissolves back into the aether.
If you encounter an Åse, be cautious. They are very perceptive of fake smiles, and will become aggravated when being lied to. Presuming that you believe your music taste is good, you may offer them a recommendation. If they approve you could now be considered friends; if not – walk quickly in the opposite direction.
If you encounter an Åse, be cautious. They are very perceptive of fake smiles, and will become aggravated when being lied to. Presuming that you believe your music taste is good, you may offer them a recommendation. If they approve you could now be considered friends; if not – walk quickly in the opposite direction.
by retroreflector December 17, 2020
Womens name
Åse is a beautiful, active and funny human being. She was created by God to spread love, laughter and kindness throughout the world. When you have an Åse in your life, your life has sudden purpose and a deeper meaning.
Åse is not only kind and sweet but unbelievably SEXY. She usually has blonde hair and big ocean blue eyes.
She can be a little bit hard to find but if you go to Stavanger in Norway, you will probably and most likely find an Åse there.
Åse is a beautiful, active and funny human being. She was created by God to spread love, laughter and kindness throughout the world. When you have an Åse in your life, your life has sudden purpose and a deeper meaning.
Åse is not only kind and sweet but unbelievably SEXY. She usually has blonde hair and big ocean blue eyes.
She can be a little bit hard to find but if you go to Stavanger in Norway, you will probably and most likely find an Åse there.
by Marah from Norway July 18, 2020
Åse is the fattest person alive. Her husband is in prison because he's a pedophile. Åse is a teacher. The is the worst teacher on the planet earth. absolutely no-one likes her. I'm Surprised the school hasn't been destroyed by her weight. Another thing about Åse is she never tries to do anything about her HUMONGUS number of tonnes. In school she always takes the elevator. On school trips the always drives a car when everyone else has to walk.
Person1: Bro no way we have Åse today.
Person2: Hell Nah. fuck that I'm skipping I fucking hate Åse
Person1: yeah FR I don't want to get eaten by that 200 Tonnes fat thing.
Person1: Woah Åse don't eat the table only the big mac
Åse: MUNCH-MUNCH
Person1: Remember your diet, only 20.000 Big macs today
Åse: Oh sorry i got carried away, i cant see the table over my HUMONGUS belly.
Person1: Bro no way we have Åse today.
Person2: Hell Nah. fuck that I'm skipping I fucking hate Åse
Person1: yeah FR I don't want to get eaten by that 200 Tonnes fat thing.
Person1: Woah Åse don't eat the table only the big mac
Åse: MUNCH-MUNCH
Person1: Remember your diet, only 20.000 Big macs today
Åse: Oh sorry i got carried away, i cant see the table over my HUMONGUS belly.
Åse is the fattest being in the universe
by Wilfrems0 May 03, 2024
Often referred to as a Apex predator. He is brave, strong and good looking. He also has a father figure aura over him, and often called dad.
"Yeah man, that guy last night took all the girls, such a Åse!"
Person 1: "How do we kill this bear?"
Person 2: "i wish Åse was here to save us, hes such a Apex predator"
Person 1: "How do we kill this bear?"
Person 2: "i wish Åse was here to save us, hes such a Apex predator"
by Elon Amadeus Musk October 14, 2022