Åse is the fattest person alive. Her husband is in prison because he's a pedophile. Åse is a teacher. The is the worst teacher on the planet earth. absolutely no-one likes her. I'm Surprised the school hasn't been destroyed by her weight. Another thing about Åse is she never tries to do anything about her HUMONGUS number of tonnes. In school she always takes the elevator. On school trips the always drives a car when everyone else has to walk.
Person1: Bro no way we have Åse today.
Person2: Hell Nah. fuck that I'm skipping I fucking hate Åse
Person1: yeah FR I don't want to get eaten by that 200 Tonnes fat thing.
Person1: Woah Åse don't eat the table only the big mac
Åse: MUNCH-MUNCH
Person1: Remember your diet, only 20.000 Big macs today
Åse: Oh sorry i got carried away, i cant see the table over my HUMONGUS belly.
Person1: Bro no way we have Åse today.
Person2: Hell Nah. fuck that I'm skipping I fucking hate Åse
Person1: yeah FR I don't want to get eaten by that 200 Tonnes fat thing.
Person1: Woah Åse don't eat the table only the big mac
Åse: MUNCH-MUNCH
Person1: Remember your diet, only 20.000 Big macs today
Åse: Oh sorry i got carried away, i cant see the table over my HUMONGUS belly.
Åse is the fattest being in the universe
by Wilfrems0 May 03, 2024