killed 

To perform a great show.

Dave's act killed, and he got a standing ovation.

killed by Oscar MacGorden May 16, 2012

Killed 

to kill a joke or not make a joke funny anymore

harrison killed the joke

"WOW harrison thats killed!"

Killed by CheddarBob April 1, 2007

killed 

The expression used when someone is severly beaten in an argument (thus silencing them), inadvertantly embarrasses themselves, is made a fool of etc.

Similar in meaning to owned/pwned or served.

1. Haha did you see that killing Farmer just gave Hobbs?

2. Killed! *wiggles fingers*

3. You just got KILLED!

killed by the_robsta June 6, 2005

killed 

1. When somebody has physically been brought to death by another human
2. When somebody makes a joke so funny you might die.
3. When your urban dictionary post gets rejected so many times that you feel like youve been killed.

1. US Army soldiers have killed thousands of Nazis.
2. "I cracked so hard at that joke, I think he killed me."
3. I swear to god this submission hasn't made it in so many times that I probably should've killed myself.

killed by lilglock January 23, 2019

killed 

Can refer to many actions ~ all in overabundance.. like eating too much too fast, telling a stupid joke repeatedly, trying to fix something and then making it worse than it was originally.

Brother:"Mom, where are the leftovers?"
Sister:"Woops, I killed that shit, like 20 minutes ago"
Brother:"What, Imma kill you fool"

killed by Voruhs luhzeh January 14, 2005

killed 

A bowl of marijuana that has been completely used and will not light.

I think we killed that bowl, put in some more weed.

killed by Geist May 24, 2005

KILLED 

To put many graff on a wall or train.

see also (OVERKILL).

damn those toys killed that wall.

KILLED by DigDug March 8, 2004