[Weff] 

A creature of the night

Guy 1: Oh man I saw a Weff last night.
Guy 2: Wow and you're still alive, that's lucky.

[Weff] by shadow157157 January 8, 2009

Weff 

An alternative slang name for jizz that is commonly used in the Asian community. It can also be used in past tense (weffed) and a verb (weffing).

Jeffrey: I totally watched this mad porno last night and I got weff everywhere.
Ruben: Oh that's cool.

Weff by NOTORIOUS S.E.B. May 22, 2016

weff 

1. the word meaning "bird" in amharic but is used by a "Jeremy" aka "Avatar" aka "Shemsu" to describe looking nice i.e looking fly- like a bird- get it?

2. also used in times of distress and annoyance. It can be used distressing/ annoying a person and also whilst at times of distress and being annoyed at someone

1. do I look nice in this
yes you look "weff"

"you are quiet the 'weff'-ist"

2. KK- "can you do the dishes- please?"

Shemsu- "weff"

weff by KayKayLondon December 7, 2010

WEFF 

shorthand for What Ever Fuck Face, used to reply someone who is being a reticent asshole and refuses to be truthful

guy : I can't see you tonight

girl : WEFF

WEFF by theenigma33 January 9, 2009

WEFF 

Acronym short for ‘Woke Except Food and Flying’. Descriptive of lightweight young wokerati primarily living in London and California who pack in the hipster smokehouse meats and high carbon air-miles for the ‘Gram.

Marcus flew home from his Extinction rebellion protest on his dad’s Learjet, what a WEFF!

Jamie was such a WEFF that he demanded another slab of ribs at Bodeans.

WEFF by MarkBackers November 2, 2021

Weff 

Weff weffer, weff weff weff weffer, weffington weff weffer, weff weff. Weff.

Person A: Dude my mom just got shot

Person B: That's pretty weff bro

Weff by Yolo Swegit 6969 1m n0t 4 n00b February 16, 2022