(adj.) A JANKY person is your friend, while secretly stealing everything you own in a sneaky manner: such as your wallet, drugs, girl friend, or anything in sight left unattended.
"I woke up and all my shit was gone! That JANKY fucker even stole the shoes off my feet!"
"I couldn't find my dope anywhere, and that JANKY Johnny helped me look for it! Come to find out he had it in his pocket the whole time yet still helped look for it, that sneaky bastard!"
"I couldn't find my dope anywhere, and that JANKY Johnny helped me look for it! Come to find out he had it in his pocket the whole time yet still helped look for it, that sneaky bastard!"
by JANKY SICILIANZ February 02, 2009
(adjective) inferior quality; held in low social regard; old and delapidated; refers almost exclusively to inanimate material objects, not to people
We tried to pick up on these girls waiting for the bus, but I was driving my sister's janky 1989 geo metro so we just got clowned instead.
by the jankinator March 26, 2003
A sweet and kind girl who is smart as hell. She's a goofy, awkward, weirdo, but she is very lovable. She loves to procrastinate and gets the sweet and corny guys.
by Corrie Vandie April 05, 2017
adj. 1. underhanded; insidious; shady 2. poor-quality; badly-made 3. sub-par; below standards or expectations
Originated out of epiphanous thin air among a group of suburban highschool dopehead intellectuals in Brooklyn Park, Minnesota.
Originated out of epiphanous thin air among a group of suburban highschool dopehead intellectuals in Brooklyn Park, Minnesota.
"Dude, you ditched me last night to go play disc-golf--that is so jankie."
"That banana bread your grandma made is jankie as hell--does she have Alzheimer's or something?"
"That banana bread your grandma made is jankie as hell--does she have Alzheimer's or something?"
by Johnny D. Reglos October 27, 2004
adjective used to describe a person, place or thing which is questionable, fucked up, wrong, strange, broken down, undesirable, and/or just some thing you can't think of another word for. The origin of this work is explained somewhat in the conversation example. Friends and I were sitting around drinking coffee one morning, and I was bitching about my empty cup when my friend blamed the lack of coffee on the "janky ass coffee maker." I have since heard the word in the movie Friday.
Other forms: janked, janked up, janked out,
Other forms: janked, janked up, janked out,
I was dancing with my friends and some janky old mutherfucker came up to me and started grabbin' my ass!
Michelle: yo, when's that coffee going to be ready?
Crystal: I don't know. This janky ass coffee maker takes forever.
He was a weirdo and made me feel all janked out, so I left.
I didn't get into Harvard. I don't know what I'm going to do now - it's totally janked up.
Michelle: yo, when's that coffee going to be ready?
Crystal: I don't know. This janky ass coffee maker takes forever.
He was a weirdo and made me feel all janked out, so I left.
I didn't get into Harvard. I don't know what I'm going to do now - it's totally janked up.
by Michelle Stinnett August 01, 2005
by Werd December 08, 2002
Used to describe someone's character or behavior in a derogatory manner. Also to describe something that is bad or messed up.
"Man, can you believe he pulled that shit, he is one jankie-ass mother-fucker"
"Dude, they sold you some jankie shit this time"
"Dude, they sold you some jankie shit this time"
by Dan Oglesby April 07, 2004