Acute Marching Band Withdrawal is the influx of negative emotions that occurs directly or shortly thereafter the terminus of a marching band season. Coincides with having too much free time on weekends.
Bob: Pat, why are you so down?
Pat: Because marching band ended...I have Acute Marching Band Withdrawal
Bob: Shouldn't you be happy? You have free time, now.
Pat: But nobody talks to me during band class anymore, and I don't hang out with any of my friends
Bob: Quit your whining. At least you're better than the football team...
Pat: Because marching band ended...I have Acute Marching Band Withdrawal
Bob: Shouldn't you be happy? You have free time, now.
Pat: But nobody talks to me during band class anymore, and I don't hang out with any of my friends
Bob: Quit your whining. At least you're better than the football team...
by Drew P. Weinerhofer December 1, 2013