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@krystaloll 

the most amazing person out there honestly you should be like really jealous if you don’t know her.
if you don’t know @krystaloll i’m really sorry for you
@krystaloll by em <33 June 25, 2021
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krystaloll 

The most amazing bestfriend of em. 4lifers. LOVE U 👩🏼 ❤️ 💋 👩🏼
You don’t know @krystaloll? i feel bad for you.
krystaloll by em <33 June 25, 2021

Krystall 

A girl that’s been through hell and back but won’t let a soul see it. She keeps up on the ones she loves. Deep down just needs someone to show her just as much love as she’s willing to share herself.
If I ever need someone to talk to I know krystall will be there
Krystall by Miagar June 19, 2020

Krystalle 

lushous brown hair. Her hair is either curled (small curls), strait or natural (wavey). She has the most perfect eyes. ¡WARNING! If you look into them there is a very high chance that you will get lost in the depths of their beauty. This is a new term that scientists call the brown pools of Krystalles eyes effect. Underneath of her eyes is smooth to the touch. Not many know, but on this area (cheeks) she has freckles. She chooses to cover them. No one knows why she decides to cover up these things of beauty but I beleive that it's because if you connect them together; it's a map to the stars. If I had this map; I too would hide its secret. Between those rosy cheeks are her lips. Her lips are so juciy and if you kiss her they'll always be on your mind. Underneath of her decribed head is her body. Designed by the finest artists around the world. This body is firstclass. It has everything one could ask for. Beautful legs a nice butt and chest and it even has some amazing curves. Just rubbing one's hand up these will change a persons life, rewriting what beauty means. This is great but the true beauty is inside. She is spontaneous, cute, funny, energetic, and more. It's so hard to explain perfection due to it being so vast and nearly impossible to acheive but she is it. To just be with her will releive you of any pain, or anything. She truely is special. She deserves the greatest person on the planet that will treat her right.
I Love Krystalle. I don't deserve her.
Krystalle by The Person Who Loves Her November 10, 2013

Krystalle 

A tease that never lets guys go farther than second base.
Girl: No stop... Let's just no.

Boy: DAMN DON'T BE SUCH A FUCKING KRYSTALLE.
Krystalle by Ilovegirls294 October 19, 2010

krystalowich 

Krystalowiches are AWSOME
krystalowich by strokethefuzzywall November 22, 2013

KrystalSlinkay 

A dick sock invented for those that enjoy Slinky's bouncing off their penises.
Can be combined with the PlugMuffin to create the ultimate BDSM experience.
Is even better than the Flesh-light or the Autoblow.
Can be custom made to have whatever design, size or shape your heart desires.
Can help reduce the cases of blue balls.
Can stimulate the scrotum
"I went out and got the autoblow and the flesh-light and i was disappointed , so i brought the KrysalSlinkay and i never looked back"
"OMG did you hear about the KrystalSlinkay i heard that once my friend had no stimulation in his balls once he used the KrystalSlinkay he was amazed"
KrystalSlinkay by ChickenNuggetPlugTM September 2, 2016
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