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A guy smoking a cigar that just exploded in his mouth.
"I hope this isn't a joke cigar." (lights cigar) (BOOM!)

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"Oh no, it is!!!"
:* by Cigaro23213 September 23, 2011
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It’s a kiss
Juan: You’re really pretty

Brita: :*
:* by E2kil June 23, 2021

Botkalista 

BotKalista is an italian streamer, instagrammer and league of Legends player, she reached challenger tier in season 7.
Not much people have heared her voice, so it slowly become a legend.
- Who's thqt girl?
- OMG, she's BotKalista
Botkalista by Francesca Cardano November 22, 2021

botkalista 

Botkalista is an instagrammer and a League of Legends player who reached Challenger elo different times.
Sometimes people thinks he's a female becouse he dress up as a cute bunny.
A: she's how as fuck.
B: he's a boy, botkalista..
A: i guess im gay then
botkalista by imAzure March 31, 2022

feeding the fish 

Who's feeding the fish tonight?
feeding the fish by meistergoat April 2, 2019
When a guy masturbates to himself in the mirror.
He thinks so much of himself he performs unomen.
Unomen by David Manu June 11, 2021
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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