$texas

It was actually French Stewart who wagered $texas. Burt Reynolds wrote nothing down.

"And you wagered Texas with a dollar sign. I'm speechless."

by AJAW August 03, 2004

Texas

The only place that's more American than America.

You're moving to Texas? That's the place where people are more American than Americans.

by stephierburck July 13, 2012

Texas

The only state with 22 pages of people arguing about how to define it on Urban Dictionary.

See bottom of page for number of pages on Texas definitions.

by Nacogdochian August 04, 2011

Texas

The only state you can be born in and be treated like royalty when you visit other countries.

Russians? Fuckin' love cowboy hats and Texas.
Italians? Fuckin' love Texas.
Japanese? Fuckin' love Texas.
Chinese? Fuckin' love Texas.

The only people who hate Texas? People from Oklahoma.

"No way! You're from Texas?! Can I put that as the country you're from instead of U.S.A?" -Hostel owner in Rome

by That's What we Call a clusterf July 01, 2011

Texas

Place of extreme weather.

If you don't like the weather in Texas, wait five minutes.

by Sara December 30, 2004

Texas

A state that hates Oklahoma and that Oklahoma hates.

Texans: "Oklahoma sucks!"
Oklahomans: "Texas blows!"

by bldyvlntin February 02, 2010

Texas

Hitting the road at 85 mph, legally. Texas has the fastest open roads in America.

God blessed Texas!

by I ride my horse to work. March 21, 2013