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A term for someone with those of salad fingers, or specimens that require an adjective to identify them as such. Often, such specimens are not only $alad, but $hmarmy as well.

Most often $alads apply to those who think of themselves as bears, bats, and/or spring chickens.
Guy 1: You are one fine specimen.
Guy 2: Well, I am a Spring Chicken.
Guy 1: Exactly, you're such a $alad.
$alad by ChestnutBaticus November 15, 2010
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Sausage $alad

You and your pals stick your dicks into a bowl of lettuce and cum on top to add the ranch
Me and the boys made Vanessa eat the sausage $alad
Sausage $alad by $alad Tosser April 3, 2019
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