1 definition by ChestnutBaticus
A term for someone with those of salad fingers, or specimens that require an adjective to identify them as such. Often, such specimens are not only $alad, but $hmarmy as well.
Most often $alads apply to those who think of themselves as bears, bats, and/or spring chickens.
Most often $alads apply to those who think of themselves as bears, bats, and/or spring chickens.
Guy 1: You are one fine specimen.
Guy 2: Well, I am a Spring Chicken.
Guy 1: Exactly, you're such a $alad.
Guy 2: Well, I am a Spring Chicken.
Guy 1: Exactly, you're such a $alad.
by ChestnutBaticus November 13, 2010