$5-poker Share definition Flag A guy (or girl) that will poke anyone you want for only 5 bucks. The quality of these services are not as good as with a $10-poker. I sendt my $5-poker to poke the principal in my school, but he failed! $5-poker by Hakiki November 11, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the $5-poker mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch