When two males pull their pants down, get hard, and walk towards eachother. The person who touches first wins and has the bigger penis.
They do this to see who has a larger penis.
They do this to see who has a larger penis.
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"My boyfriend suprised me this morning with some amazing beachhead dick."
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"The sex I had last night was so amazing. It reminded me of this war movie I watched once, it was so loud and utterly exhausting. It was some real beachhead dick."
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"Yo, my blabby dick said he wanted to take shit to the next level!"
"Ayy boo! I'm glad fo you!" *sighs*
"My nigga's still just Blahby Dick. I'm waiting for his ass to get likeable, cuz I want a man who I can keep. I already got like 50 Side Dicks!"
"Ayy boo! I'm glad fo you!" *sighs*
"My nigga's still just Blahby Dick. I'm waiting for his ass to get likeable, cuz I want a man who I can keep. I already got like 50 Side Dicks!"
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Shit Dick causes the following symptoms in order as the condition advances:
1.) Peculiar aroma from genitals
2.) Extreme fever
3.) Increased hair growth on taint
4.) Severe case of sweaty ass-rash
5.) Heightened libido
6.) Getting "backed up"
7.) Debilitating constipation
8.) Secretion of feces from urethra
Shit Dick causes the following symptoms in order as the condition advances:
1.) Peculiar aroma from genitals
2.) Extreme fever
3.) Increased hair growth on taint
4.) Severe case of sweaty ass-rash
5.) Heightened libido
6.) Getting "backed up"
7.) Debilitating constipation
8.) Secretion of feces from urethra
Aw dang! I knew I shouldn't have banged that Taiwanese lady-boy hooker! Now I have a raging case of Shit Dick.
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