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A sexuality (Although it acts and typically feels more like a mental disorder to the insexual person) where the person cannot have any kind of sexual or romantic relationship due to their lack of comfort when engaging in such activity, similar to how people with OCD would get uncomfortable when faced with a mess, somebody who is insexual would feel uncomfortable when dating someone or having sex with someone, regardless of who or what they identify as biologically, sexually, or preferentially, due to the effect their insexuality has on them. It counts as a sexuality because it isn't a choice, the insexual is born insexual due to genetic reasons, and because it is technically a sexual preference. Not to be confused with indifferentsexual, as it is rude to call somebody a sexuality they are not of, even if they mean to abbreviate the sexuality's actual name. If you wish to say indifferentsexual but do not wish to say the whole name, say indiffrosexual instead, as insexuality means not being attracted to any person, place, or thing sexually or romantically.
"I'm insexual."
"Oh, so you don't care about who it's with?"
"No, I'm not attracted to any(noun) romantically or sexually. It's basically being asexual and aromantic at the same time. You're thinking of indifferentsexuality, or indiffrosexuality."
by The_Thot_Whisperer420 April 25, 2017
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When you fuck up so bad, you experience a brief moment of understanding of how terribly Mariah messed up during the 2016 New Year's Rockin' Eve "performance"
"Damn! I fucked up rilly badly, Becky. I accidentally burned Watermeloquandria's weave, and now Thotqueisha finna win the Little Miss Chicago's Stripper Pole Princess pageant, AND Fried Chickenice's baby daddy done got my ass prego, too!"
"Damnnnn Camelteiffa! Yo ass messed like Mariah!"
by The_Thot_Whisperer420 January 5, 2017
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A term used by hoes, thots and the like to describe a nigga who they actually have feelings for now when at first they had only wanted him for his bigass humungo cock.
"Yo, my blabby dick said he wanted to take shit to the next level!"

"Ayy boo! I'm glad fo you!" *sighs*
"My nigga's still just Blahby Dick. I'm waiting for his ass to get likeable, cuz I want a man who I can keep. I already got like 50 Side Dicks!"
by The_Thot_Whisperer420 January 5, 2017
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Somebody who isn't attracted to anybody or anything sexually, romantically, or emotionally until some(noun) meets their standards. There are multiple types of selectivesexuality, such as General Selectivesexuality (only has standards for humans and the human genders), or Omniselectivesexuality (would be okay with being attracted to any(noun), as long as they met their standards.
Eros: So, you can like girls, am I right?
Jeremy: Yes.
Eros: And you can also like boys, is that correct?
Jeremy: Yes it is.
Eros: So you're bi
Jeremy: No, I'm Selectivesexual. There's a difference.
by The_Thot_Whisperer420 June 24, 2017
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