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Televisual face creaming

Televisulal face creaming is where a guy dyes his testicles multi-colors, then jizzes in his sexual partner's eyes, so that from his partner's perspective, it looks as if a television is malfunctioning in their eyes, as there are colors such as red and green floating about in her eyes, and it also stings like fuck, which simulates electric shock to the eyes.
Guy A: Ayyyyy Mark, did you do televisual face creaming on your gf last night?
Guy B: Nope, she told me she was moving to Mexico
Guy A: Fuck
*hot gay face creaming sex*
by WhoWantsToSniffWoodShillings December 7, 2020
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Feng shui face

This is often used by young, attractive, female, Chinese executives to describe the facial structure of high cheek bone, boxhead Croatian males.

It is usually a term of effection.
Damon, your face has nice feng shui.

Or...
Damon, you've got a nice Feng shui face
by Feng Shui Face August 19, 2016
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Spaceraider face

An ugly cunt that looks like the alien from the packet of crisps Spaceraiders
Look at that spaceraider face what an ugly cunt
by bigwiggawig September 4, 2020
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SAD FACES CLUB

group formed by disappointed people whose faces are like :(
i just joined sad faces club :(
by SAD FACES CLUB June 5, 2019
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Stew face

Somebody who has drowned in soup
That poor boy he drowned as a stew face
by Wavk man November 27, 2019
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dr dick face

someone who is being a real big dick and telling people what to do but what they are telling people is wrong
by ice nort paint August 24, 2023
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Foot to Face

Check you’re self…foot to face
by Carabear77 August 3, 2022
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