Butt Cabbage

Small wads that form at the top of a person's buttcrack. They consist of dried fecal matter, toilet paper, and hair.

Jake flicked a butt cabbage on me last night. I almost barfed.

by A_Pacifist October 19, 2017

butt weep

Diarria so bad, lengthy, or reoccurring that by the end of the day your asshole and surrounds are painfully scorched.

Your ass feels acid etched after a round of diarria.

"Damn, I musta ate something bad, I got butt weep."
"Remind me not to eat that again, it'll make my butt weep."

by mgrov13 December 3, 2020

Butt

A very itchy substance

You don’t have a butt

by Dijndghxnbxjxlxj August 8, 2021

Butt ass

An insult only available to be used once you’re out of all other creative ideas.

Person 1: Haha what a loser
Person 2: Shut up you butt ass

by J Jigga1907 December 11, 2018

Movie butt

A person who always farts when their butt is exposed.

The term derives from a common cliché in films, whenever an exposed butt is seen, there’s always a fart.

I always fart whenever I go take a shit, I think I have a movie butt.

by Original Orangutans August 21, 2018

Butt

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM....... Squishy, sMoOtH, BUTT!

Jenifer: MMMMMMMMM>......... a butt!
Menny: Whats a butt?
Jenifer: its squishy and......MMMMMMMM...... SmOtH
Menny: ohhhhhh.....
Menny: ( looks at jenifer's big butt ) MMMMMMMMMMM..... BUTT! SO TASTY!
Menny: ( takes picture of jenifer's butt )
Jenifer: MENNY!!!!

by One to many Mexicans in my lif May 3, 2022

Butt Jacking

When you can’t jerk off your penis so you stick a plug in your butt and jack off your ass.

I was tired of jerking off so instead i started butt jacking myself into an orgasm.

by bitbunny December 31, 2024