touch ons

When you kiss and touch someone like a girlfriend..to fool around with someone because you like each other

Reyes: Hey, Mario are you going out with Alejandra this weekend?
Mario: yes I am.
Reyes: nice! You are going to get some touch ons!!

by Kozeone June 1, 2019

A Real One

Willing to do anything sensual for your homies

Example: Only a real one can tickle my inside properly.

by CleverLeo202 November 19, 2022

Screw-ons

After-market body parts. Fake boobs, titties, breasts. The faker the better. Bought them right off the rack at the store. Easy install: No cutting or welding required. JUST BOLT 'EM RIGHT ON!

Hey dude. Screw-ons 12 o'clock.
Yeah man. She must have picked those up in the Oversize Parts dept at Boobs "R" Us.

by Dino Dan May 4, 2022

One Mind Stand

Something that completely fucks your mind until you think about it and it suddenly makes sense.

Bob: That flaming Russian Porcumime made no sense.

Rob: Tell me about it.

Bob: But after some thought, I think I get it.

Rob: Total one mind stand.

by C.O.B. December 7, 2011

code one

saying that you're horny in code

pssst mj that guy made me code one

by @ngieee May 4, 2010

The one armed balboa

In dodge ball, one who can swing the ball side armed and must be 300 pounds plus.

In elementary school we had a teacher we named the one armed balboa. She could hit anyone with a ball at deadly force.. This was before political correctness.

by Petesbeeps August 14, 2017

jack one in

To cock or load a round of ammunition into the chamber of a weapon.

My gun was unloaded, i forgot to jack one in.

by MarkXIX November 16, 2007