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Two scoops for the price of one

When you flip a man’s(or woman if you ready for sexual harassment charges) titties with both hands at once
Oh my! Two scoops for the price of one!
by Slappdat October 4, 2017
mugGet the Two scoops for the price of onemug.

no one thinks you're funny

1) Stupid insult online that you can backtalk to immediately
2) There is nothing you can do if told this in real life. Have a response memorized? Too bad, you're going to embarrass yourself.
"stfu meatrider29 no one thinks you're funny"
"how's meadow road?"

"Dude, no one thinks you're funny, stfu"
Suicide
by subway572572 September 28, 2023
mugGet the no one thinks you're funnymug.

one tough son of a bitch

throws thumbs of after getting hit in a fight
austin seamen was one tough son of a bitch at that fight today!”
by kmalokks March 23, 2022
mugGet the one tough son of a bitchmug.

The one testicle postulation

In the land of men with no testicles, Lance Armstrong is king.
According to the one testicle postulation, this flat assed bitch has a donkey booty. Imma hit.
by bingobango_22 February 26, 2024
mugGet the The one testicle postulationmug.

Blew one

to state facts someone didn’t know
He didn’t know what was happening, so I blew one on him.
mugGet the Blew onemug.

Yer one

Used to refer to someone you can't remember or don't know the name of, most commonly heard in Ireland.

It can refer to anyone, but it's mostly used to refer to women, as the female equivalent of 'yer man'.

Sometimes spelt/pronounced as 'yer wan'
Person 1: Sure dija see yer one at the pub the other day?

Person 2: Yer man's bird? I thought she was on her holliers
Person 1: Yeh sure she's only gone and fecked off wit yer fella, an' not a word to the poor lad, sure he's heartbroken but i didn't tell you that.
Person 2: sure jaezus, what a slag
by servvo1 December 21, 2021
mugGet the Yer onemug.

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