Baby Acorn

A baby acorn, code word for a man that has a small penis... being so small it resembles an acorn... probably also drives a jacked up truck.

Poor guy pulled out his penis and I was disappointed with that baby acorn.

by MateNoworrieslover September 6, 2019

Queef Baby

The vaginal flatulence often created from the unnatural mating of two creatures. Can sometimes result in a grotesque creature with tiny hands and orange hair that can then go on to be president of the United States.

Oh great now we have a queef baby as president

by Echc93 December 27, 2017

baby daddying

The act of dating others but forbidding others from doing the same while dealing with you

Me and Tyron not together but i think he’s baby daddying.

by Tbhimpooraf February 22, 2019

Background Baby

A baby who looks like an ugly family member from the past.

Omg! Your baby looks just like your grandma. You got a background baby!

by Riar May 20, 2014

Baby Birding

When a Tree Climber calls "BABY BIRD!" The groundguy runs under the tree, opens there mouth looking upward, flaps their arms.

The Climber then spits in the groundguys mouth.

FRANKS in the tree top pruning a tree. Dan is a asshole so Franks yells baby bird, Dan runs under Frank tree begings Baby Birding . FRANK spits in his mouth.

by Aholetreeguy November 23, 2022

Shaku Shaku Baby

A shit song made by a YouTube channel UnreleasedbyH. It is an abomination of music, a disrespect to musicians like Mozart so great nothing other than a castration could top it. You should really listen to it if you feel like hearing's for suckers!!

Hey Ishan what are you jerking off to? UnreleasedbyH? Goddamn didn't expect that to get you hard.

Bro I'm really tired of having functioning ears and brain, is there anything I can do? Yeah, you should listen to Shaku Shaku Baby

by HoneyPiePussy April 27, 2025

Baby Moose

The ONE AND ONLY mascot of Building Trades. A BEAUTIFUL CREATURE. usually great in bed

Are you serious, you've never heard of Baby Moose?

by anonymous March 8, 2021