pumpkin sex

when a guy carves a hole into a pumpkin, then he puts his penis in and out of the hole until he jizzes.

Jack had pumpkin sex last night and the jizz was over-flowing.

by MissssssUnderStooood October 24, 2009

Cry Sex

When two guys are about to do anal and still on the fence about being gay, causing the one pitching to rethink the situation and cry, then using tears as lubricant for gay sex.

I didn't want Ronnie to put it in, but he started to cry and the tears acted as a lubricant and made it more enjoyable.

Ronnie and I are going home to have cry sex

by SugarSpice September 25, 2011

Kosher Sex

When you are having sexual intercourse with a Kosher(Jewish) lady, you have to put your "meat" into one hole, and your "milk" in the other hole.

- You just screwed my whole thing up, man. This girl is Kosher! That means I got to put my meat in one hole and my milk in the other!
- Whaaat?
- Kosher Sex, bro!

by Dirtyrandy September 4, 2014

Nasty sex

The best sex you’ll ever have, extra wet extra dirty extra rough all positions used, looked like a porno.

I had nasty sex last night, it was definitely the best I’ve ever had.

by Ballingballs May 14, 2022

melon cheese sex

If you are having sex with a watermelon or other similar fruit and more lubricant is required so you squirt in some cheese whiz.

i had some great melon cheese sex the other night, it was so moist and tasty afterwards.

by crazipaco February 6, 2009

Ear Sex

Nibbling on someones earlobe for a sexual reason.. like making out with someone and going kissing neck to biting ear lobe.

"whats ear sex?"
"this" attacks and nibbles ear lobe.

by Mimi Chicka May 22, 2006

Real sex talk with Sue

This describes when one is getting really serious. It comes from the show "Real sex talk with Sue" where an inappropriately old lady gives sex advice that is very graphic.

Things are getting real sex talk with sue in here!

by Savvy1 November 11, 2010