one fine day

A day that looks good to start but goes terrible.

and one fine day

by plato! July 24, 2024

One Eyed Reaper

A non-existent character which is a bastard

Are you a One Eyed Reaper?

by Janev July 6, 2018

No One Needs To Know

Am I dreamin' or stupid?
I think I've been hit by cupid
But no one needs to know right now
I met a tall, dark and handsome man
And I've been busy makin' big plans
But no one needs to know right now
I got my heart set, my feet wet
But he don't even know it yet
But no one needs to know right now
I'll tell him someday some way somehow
But I'm gonna keep it a secret for now
I want bells to ring, a choir to sing
The white dress the guests the cake the car the whole darn thing
But no one needs to know right now
I'll tell him someday some way somehow
But I'm gonna keep it a secret for now

We'll have a little girl, a little boy
A little Benji we call Leroy
But no one needs to know right now
And I'm not lonely anymore at night
And he don't know that only he can make it right
And I'm not lonely anymore at night
And he don't know that only he can make it right
I'm not dreamin' or stupid
But boy have I been hit by cupid
And no one needs to know right now
No one, no one, no one needs to know right now
No one, no one, no one needs to know oh oh right now

by Gothic Miscreant February 21, 2024

wet one

a wet sticky piece of doo doo

i just took a wet one

by doo doo cheks April 26, 2023

One Handed Booty

Where a teen has such a small booty you can cover it with one hand and when there in the doggy position you can't see their ass crack

Damn Girl; I wanna fuck yo little one handed booty

by alexktheteenbootyfucker July 16, 2016

One Weird Tip

For pennies a day get your college diploma

You're all I have left and I pray that you'll listen to one weird tip

by DontBeLikeTheSun September 17, 2023

one leg belinda

Is a white woman from the Midwest who eats on the souls of innocent men. They usually are good at mason work like building walls. Also are know to be sexy as fuck - good in bed- and great at road head

Watch out for the one leg belinda

by Mericachavez May 5, 2018