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I Don’t Feel So Good

1. The phrase in which we all suffered extreme trauma.

2. A phrase some would use in order to torture us.
1. “Mr. Stark? I don’t feel so good.”

*hyperventilating violently which tears streaming down face* “DAMMIT PETER!”

2. Friend: *coughs slightly* “I don’t feel so good.”

*cries* “No... Peter.”

Friend: “who the hell is peter?”
by OtterlyEmusing October 16, 2018
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I don’t want to talk about it

When someone says something that reminds you of something that is currently making you sad, and you reply “I don’t want to talk about it” but most of the times they reply with “can you please tell me?”
This often leads to people just saying “I’m fine” instead of expressing their true feelings.
Person 1: I heard you broke up with zack. I also heard that they shut down the chipotle near your house. And your dog died. Are you okay?
Person 2: I don’t want to talk about it.
Person 1: please tell me?!
Person 2: wtf.
by Whyidontdate May 21, 2018
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I love you to infinity and beyond

A goofy way of saying I love you when no other words can describe h ow you feel.
Ex.1
Person1: Brayden I love you to infinity and beyond
by CAAAARL February 28, 2018
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Life is soup, I am fork

Life is soup, I am fork....
by 69420isnicenamelol November 16, 2020
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I already work around the clock!

An exclamatory statement made in anger when an already overworked person is asked to work even more.
Terrible actor from crappy trilogy about mummies:

"We can do this if we push ourselves, if we work around the clock..."

Over the hill actor from good trilogy about archeologists, but subsequently ruined by an over the hill director and aliens?!?:

"I ALREADY WORK AROUND THE CLOCK!!!"
by BNOVICK January 15, 2010
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oops I crapped my pants

A fake commercial from the popular television show SNL. This skit first aired sometime in the mid 90s.
"Imagine this pitcher of ice tea is a gallon of your feces..."

"How do you know so much about Oops I Craped My Pants?"
"Because I'm wearing them...and I just did."
by Liz February 20, 2005
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I wouldn't touch her with yours

When a person (male)is so disgusted with the female that has simply walked by that the said person would not even have intercourse with her, even if he were to use his friend's penis
Oooft she's a fucken roaster, i wouldn't touch her with yours

or

oof she's a fucken roaster, ah wouldny touch her wi yours
by Stooster April 23, 2006
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