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Phantom Fart

A search engine AI says it's the sensation of flatulence (farting) without the actual expulsion of gas, but we all know that it's a poop that we all thought was just a fart.
Dude 1: "Hold on, let me just fart..."
Dude 1: "...."
Dude 1: "Yo, can I take a shower in here?"
Dude 2: "...Did you just have a phantom fart? dang, dude! you're nasty!"
by pa-chinko March 15, 2025
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Gas Farting

When you manipulate a flatulence situation to make your partner believe they, in fact farted when you know it was you.
Honey why are you gas farting me?
by Sinor skeezioli March 16, 2025
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retarder farter

a wanted individual that is infact retarded but also at the same time they have farted. can be multiple candidates but, usually only refers to one retarded farted.

also can be male or female.

the price for such individual when caught dead or alive is $100,000,000,000.
oh my god it’s the retarder farter!! catch him!!”
“shoo whats that smell? the retarder farter must be near!”
by retarded farted March 19, 2025
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retarder farter

a wanted individual that is infact retarded but also at the same time they have farted. can be multiple candidates but, usually only refers to one retarded farted.

also can be male or female.

the price for such individual when caught dead or alive is $100,000,000,000.
oh my god it’s the retarder farter!! catch him!!”
“shoo whats that smell? the retarder farter must be near!”
by retarded farted March 19, 2025
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Poo Fart

When the air sneaks along the poo and comes out smelling like poo.
Man that poo fart was nasty!
by Tall Tony March 20, 2025
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Brain Fart

A "brain fart" refers to a temporary lapse in memory or judgment, like forgetting something simple or making a silly mistake
he had a brain fart and completely forgot his own phone number.
by Cruellanj March 25, 2025
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Post-Fartum Depression

When you queef after having a miscarriage and then the afterbirth bubbles and runs down your leg
Ew, my girl just had a queef while passing a miscarriage, call that a Post-fartum Depression
by CumCorpse April 14, 2025
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