holy shit

When a man gets so drunk that he cant remember what happened the night before and shits his pants... therby waking up the next morning with shit in is pantsand not knowing were it came from and assuming it was an act of god.

Dude! i woke up this morning with some holy shit in my pants!!

by # 1 raider fan February 14, 2009

shit ton

An "official" SI unit.

The unit of measurement for quantity.

Brian: Hey Jeff and Whit, I noticed the kitchen is restocked.

Jeff and Whit: Yes, there is officially a shit ton of food in the kitchen, indulge yourself.

Kayla: yeah'duh

by BH Do Work December 9, 2008

shit the fuck

alternative to 'shit the bed', perhaps used to express a greater degree of surprise or concern

kimberly: aliens have captured your ma and they're about to anally probe you both.
john: shit the fuck!

by dr richard kimble January 2, 2009

gull shit

something that is terrible or of bad quality, also a phrase few people use, which makes it cool.

this food is gull shit.

by Hawn Gnarley July 27, 2014

shit battery

When everything has gone wrong, or when you're in a shitty situation or place.

We have a test tomorrow? Shit battery!

by Carlos Astudillo January 30, 2005

shit flicker

someone who works with horses, usually cleaning muck out of the stables.

see him, hes a shit flicker

by steve February 5, 2004

Sick Shit

1.A person thats really fucking stupid and sick like a person named tony schill (aka Franchesco) 2. a funny name to call jigglypuff 3. a donkey dick

You fucking sick shit!!

by Drew January 7, 2004