Barely Having Sex

Definition: when a guy accidently puts his penis in a skanks vagina, however, because she is such a whore and has slept with 80 people, he can not tell that his penis is inside of her. This continues for a few minutes until he realizes from her slutty ape grunts that he is indeed having sex. He immediately pulls out. Thus, "barely having sex."
Note: This may also include the occasional tip of dick rubbing the clit.

Barely Having Sex: "Baby, I only barely had sex with her. Don't worry.

by The Crotch Monster December 14, 2010

PRACTICE SAFE SEX

Danny Duncan’s shirts are very appropriate

Hey bro wanna practice safe sex

by Gamerboi1235682 March 5, 2021

red ring of sex

The red ring you get around your penis when you take off a condom after sex.

Why do you keep itching your junk dude. I got laid last night. Crabs? Nooo... red ring of sex.

by MrGrim10001110101 May 20, 2010

arm pit sex

when a woman makes love to your arm pit.

young hollywood ho started on my arm pit licking, and kissing in middle on my arm pit. When a girl really loves your arm pit sex kinda turns you on, makes U feel like laying on the beach.

warm sand over your toes nice warm kissy arm pit sex nice safe sex. PS put on mexican shorts

by itichie_nocanpo June 27, 2006

sex on a hot dog

Something which is completely beast, even better than sex on a stick

That was sex on a hot dog, man

by huntinator November 2, 2006

Sex clown

Girls who shave thier eyebrows off, repaint them back on, wear a ton of makeup to hide their true appearance and have ridiculous colours in their hair

Jerry: "wow, did'ja see the eyebrows on that THOT?"
Chad: "yeah, what a total sex clown!"

by Ta2joe February 25, 2021

Sex milk

Cum coming out of men or women during sex. Makes the girls pussy feel so good and it could possibly make her pregnant

So I hung out with James last night and ummm let’s just say when I woke up there was lots of sex milk on my sheets 😏

by Sing123 April 15, 2018