red ring of sex

The red ring you get around your penis when you take off a condom after sex.
Why do you keep itching your junk dude. I got laid last night. Crabs? Nooo... red ring of sex.
by MrGrim10001110101 May 20, 2010
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cumfort blanket

The little blanket or cloth that you ejaculate onto so that semen dont get everywhere else.
Dont use that blanket dude. why? Its my cumfort blanket
by MrGrim10001110101 May 20, 2010
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