Friend Zone

A term used to vilify a woman for excercising her right to say no. One day the male gender just decided that if you're friends with a woman or nice to her that she's obligated to date you and if she doesn't she's a horrible person. Women are put in the friend zone too, but society vastly ignores this fact. It's usually guys who go after extremely attractive women, and when they're rejected they think of this woman as shallow even though he himself is shallow for only pursuing women he sees as beautiful or pretty.

Bob: Wahhh! Suzy put me in the Friend Zone!

Joey: Forget her! All women are evil!

Suzy: Excuse me? Not only did I loose one of my closest friends because it turns out they were only pretending to be my friend in hopes of getting in my pants, but somehow this all makes me the villain here?

by Wecanjustbefriendsokay? March 7, 2012

p'zoned

The ultimate form of owned. Also, more pronouncable than the second best, pwned.

Guy 1: *beating Guy 2 to death with a stick*
Guy 3: P'zoned!

by uoy kcuf January 25, 2004

grey zone

the space between the penis and the anus

The excretion of fecal can be promoted by stimulating the grey zone by a simple poke of the finger.

The grey zone should be politely trimmed prior to sex and/or curling.

by Spio November 8, 2010

Zonedguy

James Fisher, author of Zonedguy.com

I stumbled upon Zonedguy's website

by Alex October 15, 2003

in the zone

to be in autozone

Get in the zone, autozone!

by MindsEyeTHPS July 30, 2017

Zone Out

to be on that good drink and just vibin

Man I was in the club and I was sippin on that lean, Zone Out

by Gifted wun April 27, 2010

Zone

To loose mental conciousness, though the body is still active. To loose awarness, espically while someone is speaking. To pretty much loose your track of mind, and look like a drooling idiot in the middle of a conversation.

Freind: Dude! hey dude, I'm talking to you!
You: Oh, wait what? I'm sorry, I completely zoned.
Freind: God, you got this really blanked out look on your face...
You: Man, I was totally out of it, wasn't I?
Friend: Yeah, pretty much.
You: Sorry, man. I'll try not to zone anymore

by Total War January 16, 2009