Big Year Old

This is something said by a young child to Fe4RLess during a Fortnite match.

Fearless: how old are you man?
Kid: six!
Fearless: nice to meet you man! I'm seven
Kid: you sound like a Big Year Old
Fearless: nah man I'm sick

by SUPERWOGFAN100 January 8, 2023

New Years Cookie

Cookies baked by the neighbour who secretly fancied you. He/she brings them round at the start of January in the hope of instigating some neighbourly lovin’

Neighbour - “Hi, I’ve bought you some New Years Cookies round”
Richard - “What the fuck? Thanks. Wanna fuck?”
Neighbour - “I knew these New Years Cookies would do the trick!”

by drillerin’ed January 7, 2022

You Years Resolution

When someone else's New Years Resolution unfortunately involves you.

Mary: "Jim wants to meet up with me. His You Years Resolution is get in touch with all of his old friends."
Linda: "When was the last time you called him?"
Mary: "Like 6 years! And there is a reason for that!"

Jane: "Kathy took me to the gym today."
Joe: "To the gym? You've never been to the gym!
Jane: "I know. Her You Years Resolution is to lose 25 pounds so she bought us both gym memberships. I hate the gym!"

by ejones63 January 2, 2013

New Year's Buffet

The first gluttonous feast of the year usually served from around noon to 3pm on January 1st when most New Year's Eve revelers wake up.

We had a wonderfully drunken New Year's Eve and now we're looking forward to New Year's Buffet!

by onehandcrabbing December 31, 2012

5 year olds

theses mfs have a literal spasms every time they see with ".EXE" at the end. They're also toxic little assholes that LOVEEE fortnite and cringey ass youtube videos and things that have died out like 3 years ago.

"Ew it's 5 year olds watching Lankybox!!!"

by Youcantusethisusernow1 May 26, 2023

Creamy New Years

The act of taking the most vial and disgusting hooker, getting twenty dudes to cum in her, shake a champagne bottle and letting it off in her vagina without cleaning it, then you proceed to drink the champagne from her.

Okay, we're all set! I got the champagne, now who wants a Creamy New Years?

by Slugedge January 13, 2021

fuck it it's sophomore year

The year of high school that is just there. You are not a freshman anymore, but you are not an upper class men yet. Because sophomore year is pointless and just simply does not count for anything, just fuck it. Fuck shit up like there is no tomorrow because it does not count and nothing matters. It's like a free year in high school where you can just do whatever you want.

Person #1: Hey wanna get fucked up tonight
Person #2: It's a Tuesday night
Person #3: Fuck it it's sophomore year

by your fav high schooler October 22, 2017