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woozi

A person who appears cute and fluffy on the outside, But is super evil on the inside

Enjoys:
- Hitting people with guitars
-Laughing at people in pain
-Being super cute
"OMG! That girl / boy is such a woozi!"
by baby.cakes June 3, 2016
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Wooden shield

Ultra-effective chess tactic whereby a diagonal piece (i.e. a bishop or a queen) attacks 4 opponent pieces at the same time, so that the attacked pieces form an X-shape between each other, thus (according to legendary chess grandmaster xQc) resembling a wooden shield. The best move in response to the wooden shield tactic is considered to be resignation, as computers are yet to find a position where any response to the tactic doesn't lose on the spot. The tactic is considered to be incomprehensible to inexperienced players and even grandmasters, and only exceptionally high-IQ individuals with an IQ of 107 over are considered to be capable of understanding it.

Coined by prominent proponent of the Bing-Bang-Boom chess philosophy GM xQc, the wooden shield is an essential part of the theory behind the Flying Dragon, Knight variation, as well as the Flying Dragon, I Take Your Pawn variation openings, which build upon the idea that early pawns don't matter - an idea repeatedly corroborated by top-of-the-line engines and neural nets such as AlphaZero.
Noob: I'm a queen, a rook, and two pieces up in material, this guy's got no chance.
107-IQ God: *smirks* Omae wa mou shindeiru
107-IQ God: *plays the wooden shield*
Noob: *resigns in shame*
by Jacques Hayeilliheaulds May 22, 2020
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woolford

I fired up a woolford while watching the game.
by unstable bob January 4, 2008
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snake-in-the-woodpile

(Noun) A trouble-making, untrustworthy person who often places themselves near to others in the hopes acquiring or overhearing information that they can distort and falsify.
Nickki whispered to Robin, "I need to tell you something, but that snake-in-the-woodpile Brandy is trying to eavesdrop on us. Let's go outside so that the cunt can't hear us".
by Nikki Stixx May 7, 2019
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wooahae

wooahae (우아해) is a word used by SEVENTEEN's member-producer Woozi. Following the saga of fellow members Hoshi (horanghae) and DK (doahae), Woozi also created a term to express his love for Carats, wooahae. It is a combination of two words, one from the first syllable of Woozi's name (우; 'U' from Uji) and one from the Korean phrase "i love you" (saranghae). Its literal Korean translation is 'elegant' but Woozi does not mean that. He expresses wooahae just like how Hoshi and DK expresses theirs.
Woozi: wooahae!!

Carats: aAAAAHHH!!
by nootstefi September 22, 2020
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woobify

to make a character that is canonically morally wrong or grey into a cute little guy that you feel sorry for.
i am going to woobify the fuck out of dennis reynolds my poor meow meow
by gnarz February 28, 2021
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Woobear

A small,white fluffy dog, of no particular breed,looking like a polar bear cub.
That dog looks like a woobear!
by Willow dancingeyes May 21, 2016
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