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Negative weight shit

The phenomenon, reported exclusively by frustrated dieters, of weighing more after a full evacuation.
Having sucessfully dispatched a massive, Niles was more annoyed than surprised to learn he'd gained another 2 pounds.

"Great" he muttered to the scale, "a negative weight shit". "Dieting's not hard enough, now I gotta contend with alternative physics".
Later on he resolved to remove nearly all anti-matter from his daily menu.
by Pbaddy September 10, 2009
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Sex weight

Weight put on by a woman after she gets comfortable in a relationship and no longer feels like she has to look her best for him.
Jim: Did you notice that Patty in marketing is starting to get a little heavy lately? All of her clothes are starting to get too tight on her.
Sarah: Yeah, she's getting pretty serious with her new boyfriend and she's really starting to pack on the sex weight.

Karen: What do you mean you don't want to get dessert tonight?

Melissa: No, I think Mike is about to break up with me and I need to start losing all this sex weight I've put on since we started dating.
by Ernie Pantusso February 1, 2017
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Kaylin weird

Somthing that is werid in a cute way , referring to something or someone you love
Your weird.... but not in a bad way... your Kaylin weird
by GLTO December 9, 2009
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Beardy Weirdy

A strange gentleman with a beard to demonstrate his weirdness.

The Beard of Weird generally has a passion for mundane activities... namely train spotting and household insurance.

Many flashers and exhibitionists wear a green macintosh and sport a beard highlighting that they are from weird.
That strange Guy from Guildford, he is the beard of weird. A real Beardy Weirdy.
by Prader Willi 5 April 1, 2010
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Texas Weiner

A hot dog boiled in oil and served with onions and chili sauce. This is Paterson, NJ's contribution to American cuisine. People outside New Jersey will call this a "Coney Island" or 'chili dog", but they can't raise a candle to the Paterson Texas Weiner.
And yes, that's how we spell it! And if you want to start a big debate in Passaic County, NJ, just tell them that the Hot Grill in Clifton bakes better Texas Weiners than Libby's Lunch in Paterson or Pappy's Diner in Totowa. And you can say that everybody beats the Falls View.
by Federalq2b April 9, 2005
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weight watchers

a weightloss program where foods are assigned point value and you add up all the points you eat and try not to exceed your daily alloted points. The thought behind this is that it's easier to count points than calories, fat grams, carbs..exc. it is a legitimite way to loose weight and one of the few diets that allow participants the luxury of not ruling out foods like sweets entirely. Instead, portion size is emphasized and there are also pre-package frozen desserts from the company. Group meetings and weight-ins add a sort of peer pressure, AAA feeling to it, making participants more likely to stick with the program. Anyone from the casual dieter to the obese can learn how and succeed with it.
Jenny went on weight-watchers and lost 30 pounds.
by mmmhmmwow June 16, 2005
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WoW Weight

They weight gained from playing to much World of Warcraft.
Hey lets hit the gym and loose some of our WoW Weight
by Troel January 19, 2008
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