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Darth Vader

Kink quiz:your equally kinky as Darth Vader
Me:wtf
by raybeez October 13, 2022
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Gypsy Vanner

The Gypsy Cob, also known as the Traditional Gypsy Cob, Irish Cob, Gypsy Horse, Gypsy Vanner, or Tinker Horse is a type or breed of domestic horse from the islands Great Britain and Ireland.
“ I love Thoroughbred Horses , dude ! “
“ I agree , but ever heard of the iconic Gypsy Vanner ? “
by heartlandhorse February 23, 2023
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Darth Vader Head

When someone giving you head has asthma
Shawty was giving me Darth Vader Head”
by accident_boom March 3, 2023
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Ace Vandura

Jim Carrey's lesser-known super-sleuth character who locates classic snub-nosed GMC camper-style people-carriers dat have been stolen.
After Ace Ventura locates a missing pet, he sometimes calls on his crime-fighting counterpart in da motor-vehicle world, Ace Vandura, to bring a mode of transportation to convey said re-captured wayward animal back to its owner. (He almost needed to do this summoning of alternate wheels in da beginning of da first "Pet Detective" movie, when his own early-'70's jalopy suffered from vapor-lock and he was being assaulted by da fury-crazed dude with da baseball bat; fortunately, said cantankerous sedan did indeed roar to life just in da nick of time, and so Ace was able to roar off unscathed --- well, to his own body, dat is --- there were of course da smashed windscreens and a few dents in his car.)
by QuacksO January 21, 2023
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Armand Van Der Merew

Armand Van Der Merew is a category 9 big boi with massive tiddies. If provoked, will call upon the gods of "tsa mina mina eh eh", to chase you down with looming missiles that progress faster and faster until they impact you in the rectum. Once the rectumus missiles have met their fate inside your rectum you will be completely immobilized. He will then grow long muscular legs that allow him to run at you with speeds unimaginable to the average person. While running, he will be engaged in clapping mode, where his cheeks constantly clap in order to disperse the heat and friction coming from his ground thumping legs. By the time that behemoth of an absolute unit is close enough to reach you, he will make one big LEAP into the air, do a summersault, and absolutely crush you with his vibrating buttocks.
Oh man, I sure hope I don't get chased down by that absolute unit this time, sheeesh. One more rectumus missile from Armand Van Der Merew, and I'm as good as a vegetable.
by Jason with a C July 25, 2023
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Darth Vader

Person A: Dude, have you seen the new star wars movie staring Darth Vader? Person B:Yeah It stars a black man with a cool red pixie stick.
by FingerNMclit May 25, 2023
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Melissa Vandella

The alleged body double that, as a conspiracy theory said, "replaced Avril Lavigne after she died in 2003 following the release of her debut album Let Go."
First off, it's a conspiracy theory. People like to make this stupid shit to either piss people off or have their family members off. There's usually hardly any evidence to back those theories.
Second, it's...Avril Lavigne. I feel like there should be a "need I say more" slapped in here, but I don't think that fits the case.
Melissa Vandella is supposed to be some body double of Avril Lavigne, but that's probably just as silly as the "Paul is dead" urban legend
Wait, how is it silly if it claims Avril killed herself?
...
FUCK.
by 7568ino December 4, 2023
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