by ItsYaBoi99 November 27, 2019
Get the Jack Valentine mug.The Friday before Valentine’s Day, or Valentine’s Day if it’s on a Friday. Goth Valentine’s Day is at its peak if it falls on Friday the 13th.
by STABBHHGJFJCJ January 23, 2022
Get the Goth Valentine’s Day mug.(1) What you tell people when you forget to tell them happy Valentine’s Day
(2) That thing you tell people when you kinda like them but you aren’t really anything. So being their Valentine would be a little much
(2) That thing you tell people when you kinda like them but you aren’t really anything. So being their Valentine would be a little much
Belated Valentine’s Day: “Yeah she’s cool, I’m definitely crushin on her. I texted her happy belated Valentine’s Day because I forgot to text her yesterday”
by Sir guuuunels February 15, 2022
Get the Belated Valentine’s Day mug.Kid 1: Man his presentation on saving america and the saint corpse parts is crazy
Kid 2: Yeah he's such a funny valentine.
Kid 2: Yeah he's such a funny valentine.
by distributedledger September 10, 2022
Get the Funny Valentine mug.Alexa Valentino is an eighteen-year old singer/songwriter/influencer. Alexa is also known for “Reality shifting” , and creating shifting methods. Her most recent songs that she has uploaded are “Nowhere Fast” And “Borderline”. Alexa is a very sweet and talented person that loves and cares about her fans.
go stream nowhere fast & borderline, and buy her merch for a cookie <3.
go stream nowhere fast & borderline, and buy her merch for a cookie <3.
by izabella 💗 April 11, 2023
Get the Alexa Valentino mug.A sweet little guy, who is pocket-sized and always down for a good time. He will pick you up when you are down and will stick with you through all the bull. He is easier to find then a lepruchan and much more lucky to have around. If you ever catch one never let him go because he will always be a true friend.
by MamiNatrix October 4, 2011
Get the Valen mug.The New Year's resolutioner's that join a gym or healthclub in January, hog the shower and weight machines...and then will stop working out by Valentine's Day.
John: Bro, the gym is so crowded!
Colby: Don't worry, these Valentine's will be gone by mid-February.
John: Yea, one of them asked me how to open his locker....damn valentines.
Colby: Don't worry, these Valentine's will be gone by mid-February.
John: Yea, one of them asked me how to open his locker....damn valentines.
by B. Hanback January 26, 2008
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