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Titty Twister

A really shit (and unfortunately, the only) nightclub in Howth. Misguided individuals ofttimes mistakenly refer to this dump using the appellation "K2". It is also the name of a vampire-infested shithole bar that featured in the film "From dusk till dawn"
person 1: aah shit man! It's closing time, and I'm not arse-over-tit drunk yet!
person 2: Ah fuck; only one thing we can do; hit the titty twister...
person 1: Fuck that, I'm going home.
by dahnor October 27, 2004
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missle twister

particularly unappealing provider of sexual favors.Very aggressive and rough.A hard and unmerciful sexual partner,possibly addicted to crack.The missle twister has had many before you.Most men are not ready to learn what the missle twister has to to teach them until they have spent time in prison.
That old missle twister will suck you off for a torta and a 40 oz of Red Bull.
by Sugabur August 12, 2005
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purple tit twister

Grabbing someone's entire breast and twisting heartilly. Similar to purple nurple, but using the whole breast. Also similar to indian sunburn, but usually a one-handed assault. Most effective on B or C cup sizes. A's are too small to grab and D's or larger usually have more surface area to allow for differential expansion.

There is the rare double purple tit twister, but carrying school books in one arm usually shields at least one mammary gland.

Quite common among younger adolescents or pre-teens when one or two classmates suddenly show up with C-cups after summer break.
Heee heeee. Tina grew some big ones, man! Let's wait around the corner and give her a purple tit twister when she comes around!
by whoopi July 23, 2006
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Twitter Anxiety

When you have tweeted something and nobody has replyed or re-tweeted to it.
Twitter Tweet: Today i Will go to the MOA!!!
2Hrs l8r, WHERE ARE MY RT'S AND REPLYS'? I THOUGH I WAS POPULAR, what a twitter anxiety :(
by JosieShore April 10, 2011
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Twitter

Uncontrollable spasms of the sphincter while trying to suppress defecation
by bb987 March 18, 2009
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twister

a sexual act similar to the shocker but instead of the pointer and index side by side you cross, or twist, them if u will, so that the feeling is that much more erotic when inserted into the girl
dubsys: holy shit, i cant even walk straight due to that insane twister last night!
kdawg: we had a tornado? what?
dubsys: no dude bayard gave me the hottest twister in bed, it drove me wild
kdawg: ohhhh, that twister
by themopedwhisperer November 9, 2009
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berry twister

squeezing a male genitals/nuts and twisted the balls
Earl from My Name is Earl says to Randy "No Berry Twisters"
by Luba April 20, 2007
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